I love being a woman, the best feeling in the world is when a beautiful man gives you the time of day. Your heart races, your palms get sweaty and your brain seases to operate. However, there is a difference between being a gentleman and a man. Recently I have been experiencing a lot of men and not very many gentlemen. Unfortunatly, women have been demoting themselves to thinking that being told you're sexy was better than hearing that you're beautiful. Dear men, can we just dicuss the issues behind flirting.

First off, if you're going to approach a woman, do it with the mental attitude that you would hope someone would express to your sister or mother. Telling a woman that she would look great with her clothes on your floor, will not get you a lady. In this day and age it is crucial that men treat women with respect. Women we need to treat our men like they are just that; men.

-Begin with telling her your job.
-Be sleazy. Be polite
-Stare at her chest
-Talk dirty
-Don't touch her awkwardly. If her body language is screaming "hands off" she means it.
-Use pick up lines
-Pursue if she doesn't want to be pursued.

Listening to music in the 21st century is almost the same as listening to porn. We have lost our use of the english language along with our respect for one another. Calling women hoes and bitches is a sure fire way to get yourself slapped. Women deserve as much respect, if not more, than a man.

How to flirt with a woman:
-Compliment her. Tell her that she looks beautiful.
-Make her laugh, be funny (not obnoxious)
-Ask questions that will bring her into the best light.
-Begin with 'hello' Don't rush the conversation
-Make her blush

Stop trying to act motcho. If she likes you for who you are, you don't need to act like the Hulk, I'm sure she'll get the impression after you've talked or maybe had dinner. Women are like flowers, you need to water them, feed them and make sure they're in the best light for optimum growth. "Yo, babe" is not a good way to begin a relationship. Remember if you wouldn't say it to your grandmother, don't say it to her. Good luck, be respectful and listen to Frank Sinatra.

x- the Collector

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